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Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
You make it sound as if cats were tsundere…
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
Anonymous asked: Could you please tell me why is prussia awesome?
That’s the awesome part. He’s too awesome to have an explanation.
My friend, I can tell you exactly why Prussia is awesome:
1. Prussians have been around since the 1st century AD, and are still around today, as people from the Kaliningrad Oblast (Koenigberg) still call themselves Prussian.
2. Prussia had a stable government with minimal debt and total separation of church and state with complete tolerance of homosexuals in the SEVENTEENTH FUCKING CENTURY!!!!
3. Prussia created the German Confederation, and has been undeniably responsible for Germany’s success as a nation since the day he was born.
4. Prussia was the German state that most strongly opposed Hitler’s rule.
5. The only reason Prussia was dissolved is because Churchill couldn’t read German very well and somehow got it into his head that Prussia was leading the charge for Hitler. It didn’t help that Churchill was drunk about seventy-five percent of the time (No joke).
6. He’s still always there for his brother, even after Germany basically disowned him and let him rot in Communism for forty-five years.
7. Prussia was the first one to find out Hungary was a girl, and he didn’t treat her any differently afterwards, asking her to go hunting with him just days after he found out.
8. He is partially responsible for America’s victory in the Revolution.
9. He may be less muscular than Germany, but is stronger. (Watch Episode 14 of Hetalia Beautiful World for proof.)
10. He’s kept a diary that he wrote in every single day for two thousand years, he’s that devoted to it.
11. He’s albino and left-handed, which means he would very likely have been persecuted by humans thinking he was a demon, yet he’s rarely without a smile on his face.
So yes, I think Prussia has a right to be a little narcissistic. He’s pretty damn awesome.
Oh, and on a side note: “Awesome” and “Horny” are the same word in German.
This list does well. But I’d like to add another thing:
12. The moderator of this blog is of Prussian descent.
That’s an awesome list, but the side note isn’t really true…